Last week, I learned how to use the stove for the first time. I poured in a frozen bag of Stouffer's frozen meal and learned how to cook. In May, I learned how to do the laundry. One of my best shirt was ruined because my sister insissted on using more detergent! UGH! That was my best shirt. I guess I'm going to have to shoplift more shirts. Since then, I haven't done the laundry.

I've been craving cocks lately. I've been also craving pornography and sugar free limon-lime soda. I want to suck a cock so badly. I think about becoming a porn actress, but I feel that I'm not going to get there. Maybe I'll stay in Georgia and become a prostitute.

Next Wednesday, I'm getting my braces tightened. I wonder what I color I should get next. I already wore aqua blue, light pink, and lavender.

Lately, I've been embracing the emo culture. I think about getting my haircut becaue it's so long. I haven't gotten a haircut since October. I was high on drugs when I did my bangs, lol. I think about getting a choppy, layered haircut, but will it look good on me? I've been searching for dark clothing at Wal-Mart. I can't believe how many colorful clothes are in the women's department. I'm going to have to shoplift a bra, a pair of shoes, some shirts, and maybe some jewelry.

Last week, I've been wearing short sleeved shirts outside. The weather's getting hot.

Tomorrow is Father's Day. I haven't had any idea what to give to dad on Father's Day. I have decided to not demand money form him on Father's Day. I might demand money on Monday or Tuesday. I'm not going out on tommorrow. Maybe I'll let him turn up the volume really loud when he's watching his Chinese dramas on TV.

• Saturday, June 20, 2009 •